Bush Appointed Global Aids Czar Randall Tobias resigned because it came out he frequented an escort service. Too bad he denied US aid to countries, like Brazil, that encouraged prostitutes to use condoms, citing the ills of prostitution. Though he claims he only got massages and no sex, he won’t testify to that in the […]
Melamin is a cheap additive that looks like protein in tests, but is actually poison. Pet food manufacturers use this poison because it allows them to sell their product for more money. It’s a hating it world we live in. Read this article to see how. The part about soy sauce made from human hair […]
After giving hell to Nirvana band mates in an effort to release a box set, and selling Nirvana songs to video games and car commercials, Courtney Love has now decided to auction off Kurt Cobain’s personal possessions. “My daughter doesn’t need to inherit a giant Hefty bag full of flannel f—ing shirts,” Love said, without […]
People are express mailing poisonous snakes. Also, this man had sex with a horse and then died from a perforated colon. Perforated colon = Hating it
Snake Mail
At 4am this morning (west coast time) a truck burst into flames, carrying 8,600 gallons of gasoline. The Bay Area’s MacArthur Maze essentially melted. Bay Area commuters are screwed.
Beep Beep Boom
A track worker was hit and killed by the g train yesterday. This is the second time, in one week, a track worker has been killed. We call this Hating It.
Next Stop: Hating It
Hugh Grant is at it again! This time, the hooker–lovin’ actor has been arrested for assault–kicking and throwing baked beans (no joke!) at a photographer. Adding insult to injury, Grant managed to ask the photographer if he had any children…when told “yes” he exclaimed, “I hope they die of f***ing cancer!” What a nice guy!
Hugh […]
Yesterday, Barry Bonds smashed his 742 career home run, 428 feet, off of Arizona pitcher Edgar Gonzalez. Not only was manager Bob Melvin Hating It for not walking Bonds with first base open, so was Gonzalez and now…so is Hank Aaron, the all-time home run king with 755. Bonds is 13 away from […]
There are too many things to point out about the ‘04 election and how it was fixed. Read about the lengths Carl Rove went to get a guy elected who couldn’t get elected dogcatcher in a fair race. You will be amazed.
How To Steal An Election
MIT admissions dean Marilee Jones — and most probable inspiration for SNL Skit “It’s Pat” — falsely bolstered her credentials to get a job with the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, and over the course of her career claimed to have earned degrees from three schools. MIT officials say now they have no evidence she ever […]