This is an article from a while back talking about the disturbing rise of a new kind of capitalism, disaster capitalism. Basically, it is the business of destroying countries through needless war — like the Iraq war (see the current cost) — so companies like Halliburton and Bechtel can make trillions rebuilding. It has become […]
Police in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia arrested 172 militants, planning on flying airplanes into oil refineries. Bush’s longtime pal, Osama bin Laden called for the attacks from his luxurious Manhattan townhouse (just kidding, but you never know!). Saudi Arabia has well over 260 billion barrels of proven reserves, representing a quarter of the world’s total! Any […]
Damn, a soldier hating it in in Iraq got a little bored, got a little too chummy with a prisoner’s daughter, oh and he had some pornos on his computer. Now he might get the death penalty. Glad justice is being served in the war zone, don’t you?
Hating It In The Desert
He asked NBC to let him leave 30 Rock (they said “no”), called Dr. Phil for advice and today, Alec Baldwin’s taped interview appeared on the View (as if talking with Rosie will really help the situation?). He apologized to his “thoughtless little pig” on national television…and has a book coming out regarding his divorce […]
Just when he thought everyone had forgotten he “may have” murdered his b-movie star girlfriend, Phil Spector is back in the news, and Hating It, as the record producer’s trial rolls on. An ex gal testified he pulled a gun on her…oh Phil, you abusive, old lady lookin’, wreck of a man…why couldn’t you just […]
As if fighting off “gerbil rumors” years ago wasn’t enough, now Richard Gere’s got his hands full of Hating It, after his “steamy” kiss with Bollywood actress, Shilpa Shetty sent shockwaves throughout India! Looks like the horny Buddhist better keep clear of Jaipur, or else they’ll arrest him (and his gerbils too!).
American Gigolo
Today, the two cops who fired 39 shots at 92 year old, Kathryn Johnston during a failed drug raid, pleaded “guilty” to manslaughter. It should be noted that Johnston did fire at them once (or so they say…). All in all, it’s a real Hating It scene in Atlanta.
Shoot First Ask Questions Later
Center fielder, Torii Hunter got hit by a pitch today…IN THE MOUTH! He’s listed as day-to-day, but let’s face it, Hunter won’t be whistling anytime soon! Damn!
Take Your Base
A Welsh pilot was arrested for possibly the most bizarre crime we have ever heard of. He was shagging a chick in the butt to cure her herpes… and she was PAYING HIM FOR IT! This woman is hating it. She now has: a stretched out butthole, herpes, no money and we are writing […]
If you have yet to see our President bust moves at the White House yesterday…you owe it yourself to check it out. Nevermind Iraq-Papa’s got a brand new bongo!
Jaw-Dropping Presidential Moves