JUDGE SUSPENDS ACTOR’S VISITATION RIGHTS
After the release of the now infamous video of a plastered Hoff fighting to eat a hamburger off the floor of his carpet (seen here), a judge has taken away his parental visitation rights.
The Wendy’s Hamburger Scandal
In Mexico, Poor Miss America came out to boos and fell on her pretty ass, no doubt because of the fact that we Americans let a monkey run our foreign policy. Naturally, they think that is a foolish thing to do. I happen to agree.
Miss America Learns About Hating It
Pretty little Paula Abdul has been really working at hating it lately. Rumor has it that she has a new hating it personal trainer. First she says she tripped on her dog, but that was a lie. She really threw a glass in anger and it hit her face. Then the truth came out. Now […]
The Republican plan is to make all functions of the government private through a series of “no-bid” contracts. “No-bid” means it always goes to a croney who then can turn around and grossly overcharge for the service. For example, in Iraq, Halliburton charges the U.S. $500 for a hammer. Aren’t we lucky to have […]
NBC’s Matt Lauer is hating it. Why? Because he so Damn Boring that he has stories like this one written about him. He should and probably will commit suicide.
The Crashing and Burning of Matt Lauer
Earlier we reported that Wolfowitz was forced to resign from the World Bank because he arranged an improper pay-raise for his lady-friend. Now that lady-friend, Shaha Riza, is thanking him for his sacrifice by dumping his hating it ass.
Wolfie Loses Gal Pal
The Billboards Advertising the MTV Music Awards give a number to call up Sara Silverman. But the calls are going to the wrong party.
Wrong Number
The show on MSNBC is a study in hating it. Look at the faces of the dudes who’ve been caught. They made the damn cover. Much more on this in The Hating It Magazine Podcast 5. Who knows, you may see Hating It Magazine Team up With ‘Perverted Justice’, just to capture that Hating It […]
Lindsay has now earned an honorary place up on the flashing display above. She’ll be hating it up there soon.
D.U.Idiot
Realizing that America is a bunch of idiots who would rather own a new porno than end a war, Cindy Sheehan bids the Peace Biz farewell. She now concludes that her son “did die for nothing.” Why doesn’t she just say what she really feels? C’mon Cindy don’t quit just because a few hicks […]