Yep, it’s true.
What? Oh God No!

This “Dick” loves to operate under a rock of secrecy, kind of like a bug. So you know he’s hating it over the New York Times’ four-part series examining just what this absolute scumsucker has been doing. If it were up to him, he’d have the whole NY Times staff tortured and executed for their […]

Beating ‘N’ Sync’ to the punch, this group of no-talent, corporate-created bimbos want the manufactured limelight once again. One of our hating it correspondents will be following them from city to city at least until he goes insane from one-too-many renditions of “If You Want To Be My Lover.” Thanks, Ted. We’re sizing your straight-jacket […]

Two recent nominees to the Supreme Court are showing their true hating it colors with rulings that overturn years of progress. What’s next? Abortion outlawed, bosses allowed to run all-white companies, corporations allowed to pollute and kill without consequences, and the first American Emperor, Bush. I can’t wait!
Would That I Could Live In Our Hating […]

Lily Allen turned herself in under the allegation of assualting a photographer. Lily… now that you have attacked the paparazzi you are now a full flegded American Celeb! Just sit back and “Smile”
Lily Allen Pops Photographer

Britney Spears (pictured here portraying Lex Luthor) hands her mother, Lynne, a lawyer’s letter warning Lynne to stay away from her grandkids if she’s on any medication that might cause her to be impaired. No offense Brit…but don’t you think you should also be serving yourself such papers…just a suggestion
Britney serves mom papers from lawyer

The Food and Drug Administration today issued an alert challenging imports of five major types of farm-raised seafood from China, including shrimp and catfish, because testing found recurrent contamination from carcinogens and antibiotics. China is a major source of imported seafood in the United States. Looks like we are going to have to find another […]

A man was mugged by a flock of geese!
They goosed his ass!

Don’t expect John Stamos to visit Australia again any time soon. The “ER” star was called “bleary-eyed, staggering and slurring. Aussie interviewer noted that “it was a bit like he’d perhaps come from a hotel minibar”. Maybe he’s still broken about Rebecca leaving him…maybe
Staggering and Slurring Full House Star

Raptress Eve pleads no contest to a DUI. This plea deal doesn’t cost her jail time a la Paris, but Eve must spend 45 days with an alcohol monitoring device attached to her ankle. I mean gosh you celebs…hire a damn driver!
D-U-I for RoughRider E-V-E