Archive for June, 2007

Paris is Out of Jail and USWeekly Could Care Less

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

USWeekly blacks out Paris coverage citing enormous Paris fatigue. Well now that Paris has been reformed and is now a better person, maybe there will no longer be a need for mentions of Paris in any news media….umm…yeah
No Paris for USWeekly

Scum Law Firm Coaches Companies On How To Hire Cheaper Foreigners

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

Immigration attorneys from Cohen & Grigsby explain how to run classified ads with the goal of NOT finding any American qualified applicants, and the steps they go through to disqualify even the most qualified.
Treasonous Bastards

Hating It Inmate Kills Guard Watching Him at Hospital

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

“SALT LAKE CITY, June 25 — A white supremacist prisoner who was taken to the hospital complaining of lower back pain stole a correctional officer’s gun on Monday and killed him, the authorities said. He then carjacked an S.U.V., leading the police on a high-speed chase through rush-hour traffic before he was captured at a […]

Anti-Freeze Found in Our Toothpaste

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

Federal health officials discovered last month that anti-freeze tainted Chinese toothpaste had entered the United States. It’s good to know that big business is looking out for us.
Try Anti-freeze for whiter teeth

Skate boarder Strangled by Cop

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

In Hot Springs Arkansas, a fascist cop was placed on leave when the video of him strangling a teenage girl surfaced on youtube. Apparently, the cop was cleared of wrondoing. I don’t know what is more hating it, that the cop choked the skater or that he was cleared of wrondoing. How stupid […]

The Ultra-Hating It Ann Coulter Get’s Schooled By Elizabeth Edwards

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

This totally lame chick actually joked that John Edwards had a bumper-sticker that said, “Ask me about my dead son.” Edwards lost a son in a tragic accident.
Ann Please, Just Shut Up

Eddie Murphy Is A Father For the 7th Time

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

A paternity test revealed that Eddie Murphy is the father of Scary Spice’s baby. He claims it wasn’t him.
Eddie You Dog You

Paris Released To Continue Her Drunken, Slutty Ways

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

AND NOW HER HATING IT FANS CAN SLEEP!

Check out the hating scene surrounding Paris’ release from prison. One guy screams as he kneels, “My Princess is Finally Free!” Hey buddy, your princess is a Grade A skank!

Paris and Her Fans Hate It Together

Paris Hilton Released and Her Prosecutor is Now Hating It

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

The prosecutor who sent Paris to jail recently admitted that his wife did the same thing Paris did but got out of having to go to jail. He also used tax-payer dollars to pay for a car she totalled. So now HE’s under investigation.
That’s What You Get For Messing With Paris!

WWE Wrestler Found Dead With His Family

Tuesday, June 26th, 2007

“FAYETTEVILLE, Ga. (AP) — WWE wrestler Chris Benoit, his wife and son were found dead Monday and police said they were investigating the deaths as a homicide…” Police think Benoit flipped out, killed his wife and his son and then hung himself, probably — police think — from one hating it episode of ‘roid rage.
Hating […]


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