USWeekly blacks out Paris coverage citing enormous Paris fatigue. Well now that Paris has been reformed and is now a better person, maybe there will no longer be a need for mentions of Paris in any news media….umm…yeah
No Paris for USWeekly
Immigration attorneys from Cohen & Grigsby explain how to run classified ads with the goal of NOT finding any American qualified applicants, and the steps they go through to disqualify even the most qualified.
Treasonous Bastards
“SALT LAKE CITY, June 25 — A white supremacist prisoner who was taken to the hospital complaining of lower back pain stole a correctional officer’s gun on Monday and killed him, the authorities said. He then carjacked an S.U.V., leading the police on a high-speed chase through rush-hour traffic before he was captured at a […]
Federal health officials discovered last month that anti-freeze tainted Chinese toothpaste had entered the United States. It’s good to know that big business is looking out for us.
Try Anti-freeze for whiter teeth
In Hot Springs Arkansas, a fascist cop was placed on leave when the video of him strangling a teenage girl surfaced on youtube. Apparently, the cop was cleared of wrondoing. I don’t know what is more hating it, that the cop choked the skater or that he was cleared of wrondoing. How stupid […]
This totally lame chick actually joked that John Edwards had a bumper-sticker that said, “Ask me about my dead son.” Edwards lost a son in a tragic accident.
Ann Please, Just Shut Up
A paternity test revealed that Eddie Murphy is the father of Scary Spice’s baby. He claims it wasn’t him.
Eddie You Dog You
AND NOW HER HATING IT FANS CAN SLEEP!
Check out the hating scene surrounding Paris’ release from prison. One guy screams as he kneels, “My Princess is Finally Free!” Hey buddy, your princess is a Grade A skank!
Paris and Her Fans Hate It Together
The prosecutor who sent Paris to jail recently admitted that his wife did the same thing Paris did but got out of having to go to jail. He also used tax-payer dollars to pay for a car she totalled. So now HE’s under investigation.
That’s What You Get For Messing With Paris!
“FAYETTEVILLE, Ga. (AP) — WWE wrestler Chris Benoit, his wife and son were found dead Monday and police said they were investigating the deaths as a homicide…” Police think Benoit flipped out, killed his wife and his son and then hung himself, probably — police think — from one hating it episode of ‘roid rage.
Hating […]