Tuesday, in Michigan, 12-year old Ruth “Maggie” Hilbrands, was having softball practice with her team when she was hit in the head by a line drive. The head injury caused her heart to stop. This is the second “death by line drive” incident within a week.
Softball Hits Hard
At an Orlando concert a few nights ago, Beyonce fell right on her face hard and may have actually bled a bit. So I guess she’s human, after all! No freakin’ way, dude! Anyway, she got right back up and finished the song, so she deserves some credit for hating it gracefully.
OOPS!
After giving fair warning, Cindy Sheehan will now run against Nancy Pelosi. Her reason: the House Speaker refuses to initiate impeachment proceedings against the two criminals in the Whithehouse who got Sheehan’s son killed. I guess Pelosi wanted to wait for an actual blowjob before doing what the U.S. Constitution demands.
Impeach These Pigs or A […]
“HOUSTON, Texas (CNN) – A woman screaming “you’re not a real conservative, sir” was removed by police from a welcoming reception for likely GOP presidential candidate Fred Thompson Wednesday morning. A second protester was also taken from the room…” I guess they haven’t seen ‘Die Hard 2.’
Conservative Cannibalism
Airport security officers have been alerted by federal officials to look out for terrorists practicing to carry explosive components onto aircraft. So look for longer lines and more restrictions frequent flyers. As for myself…I’ll be flying naked…
Let’s All Fly Naked!
“…House Judiciary Committee Democrats, led by Rep. John Conyers, D-Mich., reject the [President’s claim of executive privilege] and have drafted for a vote Wednesday a resolution citing Miers and Bolten with contempt of Congress [for refusing to answer their subpoenas], a federal misdemeanor punishable by up to a $100,000 fine and a one-year prison sentence…” […]
Football Great, Marcus Allen, got a little too bossy after only a few phone conversations with Penthouse Pet, Kimberly Williams. “He started to send me these terrible text messages. ‘Where the hell are you, Kimberly!’” she said. “…. It’s really scary …” Dude, you can’t stalk a girl until you at least meet her in […]
Lindsay Lohan, fresh out of rehab, was arrested for drunk driving in Santa Monica early Tuesday morning — her second bust in less than three months. In addition, Lohan was popped for possession of cocaine, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility and driving on a suspended license. I mean damn Lohan… Coke and Booze!…i […]
Her husband, that soccer player dude, is hating it hardcore!
Chicken Leg Spice: More Photos
Ja Rule and Lil’ Wayne — were rapped last night in New York, both for possession of .40-caliber pistols, and just an hour and a few blocks apart from one another. A coincidence…maybe…
Gun Rap