Floyd Landis was stripped of his 2006 Tour de France title and has received a two-year ban after losing his appeal of a positive doping test on a 2-1 decision by US arbitrators announced Thursday. The good news is that he has picked up the title to the Tour de Hating It.
Tainted Victory
A student asks Kerry why he conceded the stolen election, why he won’t call for the impeachment of Bush, and whether or not he was a member of Skull and Bones. He is a quick study in what a country becomes when the President steals his way into office in order to launch an illegal […]
Apparantly pop tart Britney Spears frequently frolics around nude in front of her two young boys and is openly doing drugs in front of them. All this comes from a former bodyguard for Ms. Spears. Is he trying to get his 15mins of fame or is this bodyguard working (secretly) for K-Fed….?(let’s just hope that […]
Proving the old addage that “you can always manage to hate it more than you already are right now,” OJ Simpson is now locked up without bail, facing decades in jail. Simpson’s arrest came just days after the Goldman family published a book that Simpson had written under the title, “If I Did It” […]
Food and Drug Administration banned sperm samples from many Noridc to prevent the spread of a rare, fatal disorder. But this fatal disorder does not worry New Yorkers….no New Yorkers looking for a bouncy, blond, blue-eyed baby are in a panic becasue the blond blue-eyed sprem stock is runinng dry. Soon we […]
Owen Wilson’s newest photos are kind of a portrait in hating it. He looks like a shell of the man he used to be.
Hating It Because He Didn’t Quite Succeed in Suicide
Remember that?
Take A Look
O.J. Simpson is being investigated for robbery at the Palace Station Casino. He is now a suspect. Is this going to be how he goes out. Awww Damn! Naw, c’mon! He’s innocent!
Let’s Try To Get Into Jail One More Time!
Vincent Gallo has issued a profanity-filled rant against Post critic Frank Scheck after Scheck suggested the actor used a prosthetic during his explicit oral-sex scene with Chloe Sevigny. Gallo ranted in an e-mail: Why does Scheck promote doubt about the scene’s authentic nature? I speculate it’s because Mr. Scheck most likely has a very small, […]
New England beat the New York Jets in last Sunday’s season opener in which an on-field video camera focusing on Jets coaches was confiscated from a Patriots employee. On Thursday, New England coach Bill Belichick was fined the NFL maximum of $500,000 and the Patriots were ordered to pay $250,000 for spying on an […]