What happens when you serve a cop up a burger with more salt than a human can stand? Hint: you might get arrested. At least that’s what happened to a hapless McDonald’s employee who did just that.
Attempted Murder Through Salt
What can we say? He pissed on a 14 year old girl and somehow it ended up on a video tape. What is the age of consent for a golden shower, anyway?
What A Pisser
A portly Britney spears tried to revitalize her teenie-act at the VMA awards last night. The crowd was quite taken aback by her shittiness, not to mention her bulges here and there.
VIDEO: Brit Performing “Gimme Some More Donuts”
And the critics hated it!
After throwing a cell phone at a neighbor and thereby violating probation (for attacking a couple hairdessers only months earlier), Foxy is now locked up in isolation at Rikers. Haaaaaaaating it!
Foxy Brown, Hating It Grand Mistress
KATHLEEN Willey, who claimed Bill Clinton groped her in the Oval Office in 1993 says she was recently the target of a burglar who broke into her house and swiped a manuscript of her new book, which contains revelations that could supposedly damage Hillary’s presidential bid. Bill and Hillary JUST HAVE TO BE BEHIND THE […]
Just a few weeks after Rihanna released her newest hit, “Shut up and Drive” where she threatens to wash all of our cars in a thong, Bin Laden is planning to bust on the scene with a new video on 9/11, where he will most likely threaten to do the same. Needless to say, America […]
FBI agents arrested 11 public officials in towns across New Jersey Thursday on charges of taking bribes. Two of those arrested are state lawmakers, two are mayors, three are city councilmen, and several served on the school board
Public Officals Always Have the Public’s Interest at Heart
“…Fossett disappeared Monday after taking off from a private airstrip in a single-engine plane to scout sites for an attempt at a land-speed record in a rocket-propelled car….” Sometimes curiosity kills the cat.
Where Did He Go?
“NEW YORK (Reuters) - The American media turned on Serena Williams on Wednesday, labeling the former world number one as “classless” and “graceless” after her sullen reaction to her U.S. Open exit at the hands of Justine Henin. . . .” Can’t win ‘em all, Serena! Live with it!
Sore Loser
A fondness for microwave buttered popcorn may have led a 53-year-old Colorado man to develop a serious lung condition. Exposure to synthetic butter in food production and flavoring plants has been linked to hundreds of cases of workers whose lungs have been damaged or destroyed. Let’s all join the slow food movement!
Gotta stay natural […]