Archive for October, 2007

Couple Dead Serious About Selling House, Offers Death-Refund

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

“WEXFORD, Pa. - It’s the deal of a lifetime. Bob and Ricki Husick of Pittsburgh are offering anyone who buys their home a full refund when they die. The Husicks have been trying to sell their suburban home for almost a year, but have failed to do so in the current shaky market.” You’re not […]

Seinfeld Married to a Suspected “Vegetable Plagiarist”

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

“So there’s another woman who had another cookbook — and it was a similar kind of thing, with the food and the vegetables in the food — and my wife never saw the book, read the book, used the book,” the 53-year-old comedian said Monday on CBS’ “Late Show With David Letterman.” All your […]

Child Hating It-Prodigy Admits to Starting One of The Fires

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

“LOS ANGELES - Officials blamed a wildfire that consumed more than 38,000 acres and destroyed 21 homes last week on a boy playing with matches, and said they would ask a prosecutor to consider the case. The boy admitted to sparking the fire on Oct. 21 ….’He admitted to playing with matches and accidentally […]

Rummy, On The Run From French Authorities, Flees France

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

“Former US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld fled France today fearing arrest over charges of “ordering and authorizing” torture of detainees at both the American-run Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq and the US military’s detainment facility at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, unconfirmed reports coming from Paris suggest.” Wow, I guess you can’t just order the torture […]

Zarcozi Storms off Set of 60 Minutes

Monday, October 29th, 2007

Zarcozi got a little hot under the collar when he was asked about the reason why his marriage was not (’ahem’) “performing” too well. UUUU How you say? “Deeck-no-Hard-on?” Ehhh How you say? “Le cok du marcaroni?”
I Found Hardness At Viagara Falls!

GI-Contractor Arrested For Looting His Own Company

Monday, October 29th, 2007

October 26, 2007 — The former CEO of the leading supplier of body armor to U.S. soldiers in Iraq was charged yesterday with looting the company to bankroll a lavish lifestyle that included a $10 million bat mitzvah for his daughter….which included performances by Aerosmith, 50 Cent, Tom Petty, Kenny G and the Eagles - […]

Bill Maher Gets Heckled By 9/11-Truther

Saturday, October 27th, 2007

Protestors who don’t believe the official story of what happened on 9/11, interrupted Bill Maher’s live show. To quote one of them: “Fuck a new investigation, I already know 9/11 was an inside job.”
What About Building 7?

Bonds Fired For His Trouble

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

“The 43-year-old home run king heard a long list of his accomplishments read during a special speaking forum Wednesday night hosted by the Commonwealth Club, then was asked by KGO Radio host Ray Taliaferro if he’d really reached all those feats…’I did, and then I got fired,’ Bonds told a group of about 450 people […]

Catholic School Girl Porn Star

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

A senior at a prestigious Catholic girls’ high school is lead in an online gangsta porn. Proves what we already assumed about Catholic school girls….but don’t worry you diehard Catholics out there the Archdiocese and Federal investigators are all over this….
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The Sexually Inept Lover

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

“BABE-chasing billionaire Ron Burkle is a “sexually inept lover” with “zero sensuality” according to a sexy blond antiques dealer who claims she faked many an orgasm during the two years they dated.” Damn! You know somebody who knew somebody working for the Post wanted to get at THIS guy.
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