ONE HATING IT DAY IN PAKISTAN
The Pakistani opposition leader Benazir Bhutto was assassinated near the capital, Islamabad, on Thursday. Witnesses said Ms. Bhutto, who was appearing at a political campaign rally, was fired upon at close range by a gunman, and then struck by shrapnel from a blast that the government said was caused by a suicide bomber. Allah was not available for comment, but his spokesman said he would take a good hard look on whether or not the bomber deserved all 72 of the virgins. The media is saying Al Qaida did it. Damn they sure get around. I wonder if they had anything to do with that dent in my car.