Archive for January, 2008

Haiti’s Poor Resort to Eating Dirt

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Thanks to the US’ intevention in that sorry country about 4 years ago (to depose the evil, democratically elected President Aristide, remember?), a few Haitians have gotten quite creative in their baking practices — actually making cookies out of dirt to uh SELL them in the open market. “Fresh Baked Cookies!” Indeed, there […]

Spear Hates It To Mental Hospital With Police Escort

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

“LOS ANGELES - Britney Spears was taken from her home by ambulance early Thursday and escorted to the hospital by more than a dozen police officers. A Los Angeles police officer, who requested anonymity because he was not authorized to speak on the matter, said the 26-year-old pop star was being taken to “get help” […]

Rumor: Katie was Preggers Before Meeting Tom

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

The new unofficial bio book out about Cruise is fueling all kinds of rumors … One thing’s for sure: Something aint right with these three …
Wierd Bio

Clinton Trounced by Obama in South Carolina, Everyone Blames Bill

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

Something went wrong in South Carolina for the Clintons. People keep saying it was Bill’s fault. Ted Kennedy endorsed Obama today. He said it was because of Bill’s attack-dog antics on the campaign trail. Why blame Hillary for what Bill did?
Well I’ll Be!

Brando Dies…

Saturday, January 26th, 2008

that would be Marlon Brando’s son dies. Christian Brando, the troubled son of actor Marlon Brando, died presumably from pneumonia. Christian served five years in prison after pleading guilty to manslaughter in the 1990 killing of Dag Drollet, his half-sister Cheyenne’s boyfriend. Cheyenne was so despondent over Drollet’s death, she killed herself in 1995.
Hating past […]

Terry Gilliam May Strike Out Again

Friday, January 25th, 2008

Poor Terry Gilliam may be have to shut down production on his latest film “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus” because of Heath Ledger’s sudden, and still largely unexplained death earlier this week. This will be the second dismantled production for Gilliam. The first was “The Man Who Killed Don Quixote”. After raising more than 30 […]

Bush Administration Lied 935 Hating It Times About Iraq Before Invasion

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

President cited as most frequent liar, with 259 false statements about weapons of mass destruction and more.

“…Entitled “False Pretenses,” the report claims that the statements were “part of an orchestrated campaign that effectively galvanized public opinion and, in the process, led the nation to war under decidedly false pretenses.” According to The Associated Press, White […]

Hey, I Died Too, You Know.

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

As a nation reels from the shocking, tragic death of one of its brightest rising stars, also dead actor Brad Renfro would like some props. The purse-lipped star of “Deuces Wild,” “Happy Campers,” and “The Car Kid” may not have starred in “some homo-cowboy thing,” but frequently proved L.A. was a town he could […]

50 Cent is a Sore Loser

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

You’ll recall he vowed to retire as a solo artist if Kanye West’s album outsold 50’s “Curtis” in both CDs’ first week in stores…well Kanye won and now 50 claims that technically, worldwide, he sold more albums…therefore he wins. Really though 50…is it that big of a deal?
Get Off it 50

Dirty Dirty Cops

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

Officer Jerry Bowens, of the Brooklyn South Narcotics squad, was busted Friday in an Internal Affairs Bureau sting after he and others stole cash and drugs from an undercover officer posing as a drug dealer. To put the icing on the cake Bowens he had a sexual relationship with a female informant. NYPD is currently […]


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