North Carolina man has what sources suspect was not the greatest day of his whole life.
DURHAM, N.C. — A Durham man accused of drunkenly driving into a yard was found after police followed a smelly trail of dog feces footprints.
When police arrived, they found crushed bushes, a damaged fence, an inoperable car - […]
Newest interchangeable phrases: “Putting Your Faith in God” and “Kissing your ass goodbye.”
COTONOU (Reuters) - Sacrificing chickens in a spray of blood, Benin’s traditional priests celebrated Voodoo Day on Thursday and declared their ancient religion would protect them from risk of infection by the deadly H5N1 bird flu virus…”If you buy a chicken to […]
“The residents of Arlington, Oregon find themselves red faced over the recent antics of their town’s mayor, Carmen Kontur Gronquist. She has posted racy lingerie photos on her MySpace website. The black bra and panty clad woman has now shuttered her MySpace page, limiting access to her closest friends. The 500 residents of Arlington have […]
“…According to a source. Says a tipster who saw her in the Continental Airlines terminal: “She had an insane nervous breakdown that lasted 10 minutes. One minute she was hyperventilating and on the verge of passing out; the next she was yelling into her cell phone in this deep, rage-filled Poltergeist voice. She kept screaming […]
The Bad Luck Blond
Oh Amy…I see Rehab has done you no good…
A family spokeswoman, went on NBC’s “Today” show and blasted Dr. Phil McGraw, who visited Britney in the hospital after her breakdown and then planned a show based on her troubles. Poor Brit…can she get some peace…maybe
The Dr. Is OUT!
“HOLLY SPRINGS, MS (NBC) — A Mississippi businessman is learning the cost of love. The U.S. Supreme Court has refused to hear an appeal from Jerry Fitch, Sr. Fitch was hoping the court would overturn a $750,000 ruling against him in an “alienation of affection” suit brought by plumber Johnny Valentine. Valentine sued Fitch after […]
Dick Clark did a great impersonation of a drunken, New Year’s reveller right befor the ball dropped. Could he be actually aging? No way.
What Did He Say?
One critic wrote: “If someone read this script out loud on a street corner, they’d be arrested immediately. Not for being a conspiracy theorist, just for the improper distribution of garbage.” Owch! I wonder how long he was waiting to use that zinger.
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