Archive for February, 2008

Next Plague To Come From Tropics, Smarties Say

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

Damn. And I thought for sure it was going to come from men having sexual relations with donated fur coats!
Wow, Wuz I Wrong!

This Host Loses His Sh#t and His Carreer Over This

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

Devil Toad Used To Eat Dinosaur Babies

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

“This … artist rendering provided by Dan Klores Communications shows a Beelzebufo ampinga facing off against the largest known living Malagasy frog, Mantydactylus ampinga. A full -length pencil provide size perspective. A frog the size of a bowling ball, with heavy armor and teeth, lived among dinosaurs millions of years ago — intimidating enough that […]

Dobbs Rips CPSC Head, Nancy Nord

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

Because Bush’s appointed head of the Consumer Products Safety Commission can’t be bothered with keeping consumers safe.

Lou Dobbs is pretty pissed about the evil toys that have come out of China: “This — Nord, is she as imbecilic as she appears to be as absolutely insensitive to American consumers, as absolutely lacking the judgment […]

Animal Cops Out for Paris?

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

Ms. Paris Hilton may be in trouble with the authorities again…but this time the anmial cops on her her tail (no pun intended) Hilton appeared Wednesday on Ellen DeGeneres’ TV show and confessed she had 17 dogs, not realizing that it’s illegal in LA to own more than three dogs unless you’re a licensed breeder. […]

Bush Wants to Listen To Your Calls, Period

Saturday, February 16th, 2008

And Wants To Give Immunity to Fellow-Law-Breaking Telecom Companies

This Nimrod is actually trying to get Congress to pass legislation that would allow him to tap anyone’s phone he wants to without getting a warrant. Also, he wants Congress to give immunity to the telecom companies who illegally cooperated with the Bush administration by helping […]

Hillary ‘Hating It’ Clinton Has A Good Chance of Losing Nomination

Friday, February 15th, 2008

With the momentum of Obama, Hillary’s “day one” sounds like a broken record. Plus, the press HATES her guts, while it LOVES Obama. We here at Hating It Magazine don’t hate her, we just think she’s hating it, kind of like Custer was, or those folks at the Alamo. What a coincidence that […]

Gunman Mows Down 5 at Illinois University

Friday, February 15th, 2008

A New Kind of Hating It Sweeping the Universities: Rampage Shootings

The gunman killed himself afterward, making his head a prime candidate for the next soccerball in Hell.
Yet Another

Grass is Greener on Barack’s Side

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

The man who served as national manager of former President Clinton’s 1992 campaign has endorsed Sen. Barack Obama. David Wilhelm, is a superdelegate who was previously uncommitted in the race. Damn Hills…are you gonna call it quits soon?
swtich to the other side

POW McCain votes for Torture

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

The Senate has voted to ban the CIA from using torture on suspected terrorists and the most famous POW in in the Senate, John McCain, has voted against the bill. In other words, the Senator who himself was tortured for years and has previously spoken out against it, voted to allow the use of torture […]


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