Survivor Reality Show Exposes Nationwide Live Audience to Reality Penis
Something went wrong on Survivor and nobody that could do anything about it really noticed. One of the dude’s penis kept falling out of his boxers on Live Television. Good Lord! Where’s Janet Jackson’s breast when you need it? Let’s hope for the contestant’s sake that he didn’t just recently take a dip in that cold river. Oh the fines they will pay! Looks like the FCC is gonna get a whole lot richer. Might even pay for the bailout.