The Hating It Parade of Irrelevant HATERS
All Your Smears, And He Still Won. I guess you all were IRRELEVANT!!
“Hi, my name is Bill and I am a right wing tool of the highest order. I love to smirk and assist the Republicans in destroying the entire country just so they can take down the middle class. I get up here and lie daily and get paid for it and when I die Satan has a special hot poker reserved for my sphincter alone!!”
Source: CrooksAndLiars.com
“Hi, Im Frank Luntz and I’ve been advising conservatives how they can make their language sound all middle-classy and family valuesy so they can then more easily savagely rape and and destroy the middle class.”
“Hi, I’m Michelle Malkin. I wrote a book on how it was a good thing that Japanese Americans were rounded up and put in camps during WWII. I only wish that kind of intolerance were operating today and we could round up all the muslims and liberals. Thank God there are no Phillipino terrorists because I’d have to check into one of those camps myself! That would really suck for my fellow prisoners since im such an annoying, shrill, right-wing b**ch”
“Greetings, I’m Pat Buchanan. The guy who argued against BOTH free trade AND Iraq but who somehow identifies with the bastard so-called conservatives who pushed these policies because I’ve been duped by a label and believe these same “conservative” bastards will eventually outlaw abortion. Yeah I’m one of the smartest idiots on the planet, in fact. Or the dumbest genius, take your pick.”
“Howdy! My name is William Benett, I have a gambling addiction and shovel absolute bs about Christian morals to many many foolish listeners accross this great land!”
“Hi, name is Laura and I have not a clue. I wish this was Germany, though, under the Third Reich. Hitler would have know just what to do with these liberals!”
“Hey, remember me? Im that traitor who committed treason and then got off on a technicality.”
“Hey, my name is Jonah Goldberg and I’m a young conservative a-hole.”
“Hey remember me? I used to be funny till I started acting like a right wing prick. Since then, I lost my sense of humor completely! Damn Liberals!”
“Hey look at me, the Jocks like me finally! Thanks for not giving me another wedgie! Ok, fine, one more!”
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