Sample critic: “The good news is that M. Night Shyamalan doesn’t have to feel quite so ashamed of himself anymore.”

Sample critic: “The lights flicker! The ghosts appear and disappear! The score is noisy! Connecticut couldn’t be more repetitive if it included two takes of every scene.”

All Your Smears, And He Still Won. I guess you all were IRRELEVANT!!
“Hi, my name is Bill and I am a right wing tool of the highest order. I love to smirk and assist the Republicans in destroying the entire country just so they can take down the middle class. I get […]

His new film had a hating it opening weekend …
Ouch! Flop City, Son!

Once critic remarked about this movie which absolutely TANKED in its opening weekend:
There are other things that Meet Dave is better than… like famine, disease and genocide… but not by much.
Ouch!

One critic said:

…I daresay that even a splinter in the eyeball would be less painful than sitting through this debacle…
Yes, it’s another stinker comedy … starring the likes of Mike Myers and the comedically cursed…
Jessica Alba

To catch up: At the Cannes Film Festival last month, Lee said if reporters “had any balls” they’d ask Eastwood why he didn’t include any blacks in his films based on the battle of Iwo Jima, Flags of Our Fathers and Letters from Iwo Jima. Aside from suggesting that Cannes reporters are eunuchs, Lee was […]

…Eva Longoria Parker, as she is now known, plays a woman wackily killed by an ice sculpture on her wedding day. She comes back to Earth as a ghost so she can harass a psychic who’s now trying to put the moves on her guy. … it’s an enigma why anyone would bet tens of […]

The times are truly Hating It when a documentary documenting a truly Hating It Scene whores itself an Academy Award. It depicts the hating it fact that we are now an EVIL, TORTURING, EMPIRE-NATION with Bush-Caesar at the helm. It is important to remember that torture never has been and NEVER will be […]

Haven’t seen the movie but can all these critics be wrong? Here are a few ….
“It’s early in the year, but I defy any 2008 comedy to be as stupid, slack and sexless as Fool’s Gold. And I’m counting Paris Hilton’s appalling The Hottie and the Nottie, which is marginally better….”
“It’s a flat, listless […]

The exchange, back in February 2007, was quite a thing to see. A heckler attacked him for being a Mormon: “You, sir, you are a pretender. You do not know the Lord.” The audience rightfully booed the heckler and Romney came back with some dumb ass comment about how as long as the […]